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AlphaDavenport

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: rocklin
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ondine back up run over my body with a pick-up truck

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50 Reviews | 6 w/ Responses

Score: 10
Muscle Bird

"ahaha what the hell"

submission: Muscle Bird
date: August 6, 2008

that shit was hysterical, what is wrong with you

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Score: 3
MGS: Flash Collab DISC 01

"do you love dicks and poop. then you'll love this."

date: July 9, 2008

weirdozinc's introduction was funny and it looked good. ditto for i-smel's bit about the fury, and deucenine's bit about the items was funny until the voiceover kicked in. mindchamber's bit looked alright. the failure one was pretty funny too.

for the most part, all of the others ranged from harmlessly amusing to agressively unfunny. it's like this; shitting and dicks are not automatically funny. violence is not automatically funny. complete randomness is almost never funny. "lmao snake is old" wasn't funny in the first place and it's not funny now. most of these could be forgiven if you do a really, really good job animating, but, uh.

there is an absolute goldmine of humorous material in the metal gear solid series and almost all of you went for the most idiotic, puerile jokes you could think of. i give it a 2/10 and then add a point because i really, really liked weirdozinc's intro and i-smel's bit.

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Score: 9
Gradium: Enemies Inbound

"uhh wow that's pretty impressive"

date: May 16, 2007

that was a lot of fun. i really liked the variety of ships and how each one played fairly different. you definitely need to include a quality button or something because by the time i had fully upgraded my ship i was running at something like 6fps.

Author's Response:

I really need to fix that. PM me if you want the swf to play off the broswer, so it run faster.

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